Husband: 25 years! And it is still feels like yesterday!
Wife: You feel like that because you didn't clean yesterday's dishes! The smell is killing me!
Husband: OK. I would do that the first thing tomorrow morning.
Wife: Why wait till tomorrow morning; I won't let you get away with household chores because it is our anniversary!
Husband: It is no ordinary anniversary; it is our 25th wedding anniversary
Wife: No anniversary is ordinary and I don't understand why 25th year is so hyped up, so do the dishes!
Husband: OK. (Gets up to do the dishes)
Wife: Wait! You still listen to me! I love you!
Husband: What?
Wife: You still listen to me after these 25 years!
Husband: But I do the dishes everyday!
Wife: Yes, but today is our 25th anniversary, it's special
Husband: That's what I said!
Wife: Sshh! You are not listening!
Husband: OK
Wife: Let’s go for movies and then a dinner!
Husband: You pay!
Wife: Let's go Dutch!
Husband: OK.
Wife: So where were we?
Husband: Loving someone for a quarter century!!
Wife: Yes, are there any secrets you want to tell me, that you have hidden from me.
Husband: No, I don't have any secrets.
Wife: Well you should have! Come on, I am not going to say anything!
Husband: Well Toto didn't run away, I gave him up for adoption!
Wife: What? My sweet Toto, you Bastard!
Husband: You told me you won't say anything!
Wife: You don't get a pass on this one!
Husband: He hated me; he used to bite me at every opportunity!
Wife: You would have bitten him back! But you sold him!
Husband: I didn't take any money
Wife: I want my Toto!
Husband: That was 24 years back!
Wife: And you have been lying to me for 24 years.
Husband: No, well Yes!
Wife: Our marriage is based on lies! I want divorce!
Husband: Please forgive me!
Wife: You broke my heart today!
Husband: That’s why I kept it a secret. I didn't want to hurt you!
Wife: You sold him because you didn't want to get hurt!
Husband: He was a pit bull!
Wife: Don't be a racist now!
Husband: OK.
Wife: Get out of this house! Right now!
Husband: Is there any way I can make up for this!
Wife: No.
Husband: There must some secret you are holding on to. Tell me!
Wife: Nothing really as compared to yours! I just slept with our neighbor once!
Husband: What?
Wife: But I came back in the morning to you! But my Toto never came back because of you!
(Next both the husband and wife were seen at the lawyer's office.)
