Boyfriend: Do you love me?
Girlfriend: Yes!
Boyfriend: Will you marry me?
Girlfriend: How are these two things related?
Boyfriend: Am I not good enough!
Girlfriend: You are not rich enough!
Boyfriend: I am serious!
Girlfriend: You should be!
Boyfriend: So all you want is money?
Girlfriend: No. I want the things money can get!
Boyfriend: I love you so much!
Girlfriend: I wish you could earn that much!
Boyfriend: Then why do you even love me!
Girlfriend: Love doesn't require a reason but marriage does
Boyfriend: So if I make a lot of money, will you marry me?
Girlfriend: Depends upon whether the word 'lot' means a 'lot' for both of us!
Boyfriend: How much should I make?
Girlfriend: 6K per month
Boyfriend: That’s a lot of money
Girlfriend: After taxes I mean!
Boyfriend: Let’s negotiate! 3K!
Girlfriend: OK, for that money you can marry my mother, you will still get to love me, but only as a daughter!
