Good Man

Good Man

(5m)   by Lenard
 

Comedy Skits   (85670 Views 21 Comments)

Eddie exits the bank with suitcase in one hand and a fistful of cash in other. Outside, a homeless man confronts him.
Homeless man: Kind sir, could you spare some change for a poor fella.
Eddie:˜Sure, let me check my pockets. Here hold this.
Eddie gives homeless man his cash and starts looking through his pockets.
Eddie:˜Ah, what do we have here?
Eddie finds a quarter in his pockets.
Eddie:˜A shiny quarter. There you go.
Homeless man:˜Whow, all of it just for me?
Eddie:˜Just the quarter dude, you give me my cash back.
Homeless man:˜Of course.
Homeless man gives the cash back to Eddie. Eddie gives him quarter.
Eddie:˜Wait, aren't you Peter, one of my former employees?
Homeless man: It's me boss, how are you?
Eddie: Doing great boy, what about you?
Homeless man:˜Not that good as you can see. How is my invention going?
Eddie:˜Great I made a lot of money out of it. Thanks for that idea.
Homeless man: You didn't have to fire me you know.
Eddie:˜Sorry Pete, but when you invented that robotic hand, I didn't need you anymore, ok? It was doing all the work you used to do. Better and cheaper. Your invention replaced you. It's your fault after all. You fired yourself.
Homeless man:˜Maybe, but at least you could've given me some money for it.
Eddie:˜I just gave you a quarter, didn't I?
Homeless man:˜That's true.
Eddie: Of course it is. It's tough times for everybody man. I'm struggling too.
Homeless man:˜You just said you made a lot of money.
Eddie:˜That was back then when I fired you. It's all bad now. I'm down to one Ferrari, ok? You have any idea how hard it is to survive in a rich man's world with owning only one Ferrari?
Homeless man: I can only imagine.
Eddie:˜How's the family anyway?
Homeless man:˜Not good, we can only afford one meal a day. My wife is down to 120 pounds.
Eddie: Look at the bright side. at least your wife is smoking hot now. What would my wife give to go down to 120 pounds. You're lucky man.
Homeless man: I guess I am.
Eddie: Look at you, you stud, doing the easy work, eating healthy. You're living a dream.
Homeless man:˜You know what, you're right. Here's your quarter back. Maybe it'll help you get that second Ferrari or something.
Eddie:˜Are you sure. You don't need to do that.
Homeless man: You just take it. You need it more than I do.
Homeless man gives the quarter to Eddie.
Eddie:˜God bless you Pete. You're a good man.
Homeless man:˜Maybe that quarter and all that cash you're holding will be enough for the first payment on that second Ferrari?
Eddie:˜Oh, this cash isn't mine. It goes for the charity.
Homeless man:˜To bad. It would've been nice if it was yours. You know what, drop by here every now and then, maybe I'll get some money and I can give it you, help you achieve your dreams.
Eddie: Will do Pete. Bye now.
Homeless man:˜Bye boss.

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Submitted by karito_kid (not verified) on Sun, 01/12/2014 - 01:09
:) Eddie is a jerk! That was a great script.
Submitted by rachit gupta (not verified) on Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:04
this is very bad play because here is not given that who is member
Submitted by Ojilong Francis (not verified) on Tue, 11/11/2014 - 16:21
I Love It And Would Like To Use It
Submitted by Lenard on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 05:36
Sure.
Submitted by NIHU (not verified) on Thu, 11/20/2014 - 04:49
IT IS BORING STORY I HATE THIS THO THO THO THO THO THO THO THO THO THO
Submitted by Kevin (not verified) on Mon, 03/02/2015 - 10:30
Might use this for humorous interpretation at school.
Submitted by Lenard on Sat, 03/14/2015 - 05:22
You might.
Submitted by Giorgio on Sun, 06/14/2015 - 14:12
Maaan the first part totally got me, very interesting material and funny but without a point .. Aka the finish made me feel bad.. It's like you fuck a girl 45 seconds and she disappears ..
Submitted by Lenard on Sat, 06/27/2015 - 08:58
Ha ha, speak for yourself Giorgio, I can get a lot done in 45 seconds. Joking aside, we live in americanized world where everything has price. It's like when you watch a movie preview, it's free and short, but if you want to watch a full movie, you have to pay.
Submitted by jayesh barbhaya (not verified) on Tue, 08/04/2015 - 22:20
Hi Lenard..I loved yr script..loved d humour..
Submitted by Mohanned (not verified) on Sat, 09/12/2015 - 21:29
Wonderful and hitting. Do you have it on you tube? And may I use it for performance with my students.
Submitted by Lenard on Wed, 09/16/2015 - 05:55
I don't have time to make videos, but if you have a use for this skit, do what you please with it. Thanks
Submitted by bilal (not verified) on Sat, 11/07/2015 - 17:51
what a super
Submitted by William S (not verified) on Mon, 02/01/2016 - 17:48
Hi I really like this! I am in a film class currently and I was wondering if I could get your permission tp use your script for a short film?
Submitted by Lenard on Mon, 02/01/2016 - 22:28
Sure. Send me a link if you ever make a movie. Thanks.
Submitted by naima (not verified) on Sat, 03/19/2016 - 12:23
I was pleased to read it I wonder if I find it on youtube If you don t ;ind I need to use is in a class lesson
Submitted by Lenard on Mon, 03/21/2016 - 17:29
Sure you can use it. Thanks.
Submitted by Lady_T (not verified) on Thu, 10/27/2016 - 00:52
LoL #SOOOO surreal
Submitted by Geraldine (not verified) on Thu, 11/24/2016 - 11:19
I love it! Thanks for the good read and keep writing.
Submitted by Geraldine (not verified) on Thu, 11/24/2016 - 12:18
Hi can I use it as an example comedy play for Grade 8 students? My school is a non-profit government school here in Papua New Guinea. They will learn from your style in presenting ironic situations like this one. Your name and website will be acknowledged for this so that they can read more of your plays. Keep writing and all the best.
Submitted by Lenard on Mon, 11/28/2016 - 08:15
Sure thing. You can use any of my scripts.

5m Comedy Skits - Good Man