Reporter: How did the monkey escape? Zoo Keeper: When we get him back you will be the first person I tell that?
Reporter: Why not now?
Zoo Keeper: I need to ask him first ..
Reporter: So you don't have cameras
Zoo Keeper: Why do we need cameras in a zoo?
Reporter: For the safety of animals
Zoo Keeper: If the animals were so concerned about their safety .. they would not try to run away
like Steve Bobs ..
Reporter: Steve Bobs? !!
Zoo Keeper: Thats the monkeys name ..
Reporter: It looks like a man's name
Zoo Keeper: Yes even I was surprised when Steve introduced himself ..
Reporter: You mean the monkey can talk..
Zoo Keeper: Yes but ofcourse how else would he let me know his name .. It is difficult for them to write down.. they can hold
things but can't write ..
Reporter: Are you saying monkeys can talk !!
Zoo Keeper: No , but this one could ..
Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before?
Zoo Keeper: I didn't tell because no one seems to understand the Monkey Accent , but for me ..
Reporter: But how can a monkey talk!!
Zoo Keeper: The NASA spend some few billion dollars of tax payers money on educating monkeys ..
Reporter: What?
Zoo Keeper: They want to colonize Mars with monkeys who can talk ..
Reporter: Why monkeys?
Zoo Keeper: Monkeys work work for peanuts ..thats why ..
Reporter: What?
Zoo Keeper: NASA plans to send monkeys to Mars so that they can colonize Mars and send us all the raw materials we need and ask only peanuts in return ..
Reporter: So what happened ..
Zoo Keeper: SO this Steve Bobs sent his brother Steve Robs at the end to Mars ..
Reporter: What is the problem with Steve Robs ..
Zoo Keeper: Steve Robs talk less and mostly keeps to himself but boy he wants a thousand dollars before he does anything ..
Reporter: Then ..
Zoo Keeper: So NASA sold this monkey to us so that they can recover some money ..
Reporter: What about other monkeys in NASA?
Zoo Keeper: They have become alcoholics and mumble things which no one understands ..
Reporter: Why doesn't NASA prevent them from drinking ..
Zoo Keeper: A pissed off monkey is similar to a pissed off Soccer Mom ..
Reporter: I got it ..Why are you telling me this secret?
Zoo Keeper: No one will believe it as it is!!
Reporter: Now what?
Zoo Keeper: Steve will come back when he feels lonely , as he is aware of much more things than an average monkey he won't be able to fit him..
I am getting calls from unknown numbers and no one is talking from other end .. I know its him ..
Reporter: Is he dangerous ..
Zoo Keeper: Well he dislikes insensitivity ...
Reporter: Like what?
Zoo Keeper: In general he expects people to bow to him and say "Hello !! Good Morning!! or Good Afternoon!!" , whatever the day is ..Just general things ..
Reporter: If someone doesn't do that ..
Zoo Keeper: He sits on their head and dances ..
Reporter: Then what to do?
Zoo Keeper: Shout MJ and he will do a Moon Walk and slide off your head ..
Reporter: Thanks. Nice talking to you.. lets hope the monkey comes back ..
Zoo Keeper: Yes , we have his mother with us .. he will .. he will
