Yes I am balding and I know that. Rather I should say that I was the first person to know that; when drops of rain hit my head directly instead of shining on my hair I knew that the family curse has started to act on me too. But you people keep on staring at me as if I am some kind of a retard who has murdered his entire extended family and is in a permanent state of denial and needs to be reminded of it. No I am not, I am balding and it can mean anything but it does not that my wife is available. Since the day I started losing hair I see people become more and friendlier to my wife. She gets these amazing discounts when I go out with her for shopping and she attributes that to her intrinsic ability to get a good deal. No, it is my brain that gets the money that she spends and it is my now shining head that is helping her save. It's just me, me, ME, I am still important. Balding is not the end of the world. People can now see more of me; my presence in this world has increased. I don't need to spend money on shampoo and oil. Who knows, these might be the things causing cancer on this planet? So don't show me your concern and sympathy and don't hit on my wife or else remember that once a man has lost his hair and then his wife in that sequence then he has nothing else to lose and he can come after you like a rabid dog runs after a school going kid.
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