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Roseanne Barr Quotes
“Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.”

“Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.”

“The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.”

“I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on”

“There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect”

“My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.”

“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”

“In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."”

“I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.”

“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”

“I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.”

“A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.”

Posted on Tuesday, October 27, 2009

In: Famous Female Comedians, Roseanne Barr, American Comedians
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How did you break the barrier and let your light shine by not being up under the male line light?

posted @ Tuesday, March 1, 2011 10:07 AM by catina


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