Demetri Martin - The Jokes With Guitar (14:00)
Demetri Martin is a genius, he finds the humor and magic in the simplest things.
" It wierd the way finger puppets sounds ok as a noun............Ladies"
"she said 'what size are you?' i said 'ACTUAL'. "
"I like to go out to the beach really early, before anyone gets there, i like to throw about thirty bottles with notes in them. I wait untill people get to the beach and picks up one of the bottles, i then go up behind them. because there is a note inside that says - i'm standing right behind you."
in: Stand Up Comedy, Language/ Ethnicity, Funny Monologues, Demetri Martin