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Brian Regan and the spelling bee

Brian Reagan at the spelling bee...

"I remember my teacher asked me, Brian, what'sthe 'i' before 'e' rule?
Um...I before e always.
What are you, an idiot, Brian?
So she explains it, No, Brian, it's:
'i' before 'e' except after 'c'
and when sounding like 'a'
as in neighbor and weigh
and on weekends and holidays
and all throughout May
and you'll always be wrong
no matter what you say.
That's a hard rule. That's a rough rule."

"What's the plural for moose? Moosen! I saw a flock of MOOSEN! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the the the woodsen. The meese want the food in the is the eatenesen...the meese want the food in the in the woodesenes."

"That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours.

First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.”"

in Stand Up Comedy, Language/ Ethnicity, Cartoon/ Animation, Kids, Brian Regan, Kids/ School

Article Rating    Total votes: 19             Views (17897)    Comments (1)


JapanYoshi This |20><0|2!!!!!
Can you tell me what he's saying?
@ Sunday, September 19, 2010 3:26 AM by JapanYoshi

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