Jim Gaffigan - Ketchup (02:19)
"I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad, it still smells like fish?! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!' "
"There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea."
in: Stand Up Comedy, 3 Minute Comedy Monologues , Food/ Health/ Sports, Funny Monologues, Jim Gaffigan