Dane Cook - 'What Men Want More Than Sex' (03:28)
There are two things that men want more than sex...every guy wants to be part of a heist. You wanna go in and rob the place and come out shoting your AK saying "Where's the VAN!?" You want that guy on the computer saying,"Just give me one more minute, I just need a minute. They rerouted me into Friendster, I'm in Friendster now!" Also, every guy wants a monkey. But you want a crazy monkey that you can dress up in armor and have fights with. You come home from work and peek in the door and say, "MONKEY!!! I know you're in there!"
in: Stand Up Comedy, Parodies, Funny Monologues, Relationship/ Romance, Valentine's Day, Dane Cook