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Sarah Silverman-This Is What I Do (07:22)


  Can you blow your own nose? Can you tie your own shoe? If you had velcro ones, would you even know what to do When you make the duty, is it in your pants? Or trousers as they said in the day Are you mad because your grand son is gay? Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray? When you clear your throat is it really disgusting? Does it goes on for hours and miles? You're gonna die soon You're gonna die soon It's not cold in here you're just dying You're gonna die soon You're gonna die soon You in the back you are dying soon You're gonna die soon You're gonna die soon We're all gonna die but not as soon as you guys You're gonna die You're gonna die You're dying You think i'm lazy That's hilarious You sit around dye your hair and take drugs The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets It drives me crazy how you chew your walnuts You told me you hated my perm I'm visited you Pick up your prescriptions, i'm not your candy man, bag of bones You're gonna die soon You're gonna die You're dying

in Comedy Skits, Female Comedies, Funny Music Videos, Food/ Health/ Sports, Sarah Silverman


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