Robin Williams Stand Up - Cocaine (06:57)   retweet
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Robin Williams Stand Up - Cocaine (06:57)

Quotes: Here's a little warning sign if you have a cocaine problem: Number 1, if you come home to your house and there is no furniture and your cats going "I'm out of here, prick!" WARNING! Number 2, If you have this dream, where your doing cocaine in your sleep, and you can't fall asleep and doing cocaine in your sleep and can't fall asleep AND YOU WAKE UP and doing cocaine! BINGO! Number 3, If on your tax forms, it says "50,000 dollars for snacks! MAY DAY!"   You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

in Stand Up Comedy, Politics/ Society, Food/ Health/ Sports, Robin Williams

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