Dane Cook I'll Never Be You (04:21)
Originally written by Dane Cook for vicious circle.
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You are the one everyone wants to be
I am the one they say, "I'm glad that's not me."
When I go to sleep, I dream about you
When you go to sleep, I bet you dream about you, tooYour life is filled with good times and cool clothes
My life stands still, just watching where your life goes
God please, let me live in your world for one week
This life all yours, and it's a tease for those like me...And it's a tease for those like me...Sometimes I picture myself beating you up
I see myself slamming your head off the ground
And you beg and you plead and you cry constantly
I'll make you say that I'm the best and make you say you wish you were meAnd then, in your mind, I see me fucking your girl
Your cool car is now mine and so is your popular world
All your friends, they love me, and love that I HATE YOU
I'm like superhero, God that ass motherfucker red, white and blueYou don't know me, but I know you
It's a real love/hate thing; I love to hate you
I get so frustrated...but tell me, just what can I do?I'll never be you (So true) [x4]I'll never be you
I'll never be you
No, I'll never be you
I'll never be you
I'll never be you
No, I'll never be you
I'll never be
Never be Y-O-UI wanna neva be
I will never neva be...
You you you you youI wanna be [x4]I want to be youBut alas, this song past, my daydream fades to black
Boring me, hopelessly, wishing that youd be attacked
And raped by demented monkeys with huge cocks
And painted green like a jellybean
Made a trampoline and a toxic swamp
Youre so smug, and so fake with your laugh and your click
I want to be you so bad it makes me so fucking sickBut you suck, and you stink, and youre soulless and mean
I wanna be in your fake, smug world
We can hang out down at the Coffee BeanWe can hang out down at the Coffee Bean
You and me hanging down at the Coffee BeanI will never be
Never, never be
I know Ill never
No, Ill never
I know
No Ill never be you and that fucking pisses me offI hate you, I hate you but I really, really want to be youFuck!
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