Brian Regan - Foods and Labels (04:34)
From "I walked on the moon". Brian talks about foods and labels, and food labels.
Quote:
"So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side."
in: Stand Up Comedy, Food/ Health/ Sports, Random Observations, Brian Regan