Jeff Dunham - Original Walter funny clip (07:29)
Jeff Dunham stand up skits - Original Walter funny clip.
Walter is a retired and grumpy old man with arms always crossed in discontent. He has a brash, negative, and often sarcastic view on today's world. He is a Vietnam War veteran and a former welder, and "doesn't give a damn" about anyone, especially his own wife and certain audience members. Walter has been married for 48 years as of 2008. He often complains about his marriage and his wife. Jeff tries to defend Walter's wife by saying that marriage is supposed to last forever to which Walter adds, "Yeah, and this one is taking too damn long." Jeff continues to try to smooth things over by claiming that marriage is an institution. Walter then says, "So is Alcatraz."
Once, Jeff asked Walter what he would want to come back as if he was reincarnated. Walter says, "I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!" Even with all the condescending remarks about his marriage and wife, Walter claims he still loves her even though he has said he never tells her. He says that she knows because he smiles a lot. When asked if he ever cheated on his wife, he quickly responds, "NO!" Then mumbles a regretful, "Damnit". He also makes sexual jokes. Walter has even asked Jeff he knows that he pleases his wife sexually. Jeff answered, "Well, she calls me the hurricane". To which, Walter glared at him and said, "Oh! I get it. Exciting at first then it ends in disaster. Maybe she should call you FEMA." This confused Jeff and he asked Walter what FEMA meant. Walter quickly responded, "Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results." Walter frequently uses the term "dumbass" to describe everyone from government officials to terrorists. According to both Achmed and Melvin, Walter has terrible gas. Achmed even said, "Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart."
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