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George W. Bush talking with Condolezza Rice^^look carefully! ... (more) (Phone Beep.) Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.George B. : - Good, send her in.Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President.George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening?Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. 按Play开始 George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me.Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know.Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President.George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China?Condoleeza : - Yes.George B. : - I mean the fellow's name.Condoleeza : - Hu.George B. : - The guy in China.Condoleeza : - Hu.George B. : - The new leader of China.Condoleeza : - Hu.George B. : - The Chinaman!Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President.George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for?Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China.George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China?Condoleeza : - That's the man's name.George B. : - That's who's name?Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.Condoleeza : - That's correct.George B. : - Then who is in China?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir is in China?Condoleeza : - No, sir.George B. : - Then who is?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir?Condoleeza : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?George B. : - No.Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.Condoleeza : - Kofi?George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?Condoleeza : - And call who?George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.Condoleeza : - Kofi.George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know. (Door sla...

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