Havaldar Tawde to Inspector Kadam:Arre yeh Alladin bahut foodak rahan hain jabse usko woh chirag mila. Hafta Bhi nahin deta. Kadam saab aap uska encounter kardo aur main uske takle aur jadiye genie ko jail mein bandh kar dunga. Dekhta hu phir kaun aata hain uski jamanat ke liye. Inspector Kadam:Abe yeh alladin ke peeche bade logon ka haath hain.Suna hain uske peeche AQ hain.Mein woh kitab mein jaise likha hain waise bhes badal kar purane chirag ke jagah naya chirag deneke scheme leke jaunga re uske biwi ke paas.
Havaldar Tawde: Kyawoh ussi chal pe doobara fasegi?
Inspector Kadam:Abe alladin usko doosra miyan hain. Agar woh shaadi ki galti do bar kar sakti hain
toh apna chance hain.
Havaldar Tawde:Ok. Aap yeh time gender badal ke jaana.
Inspector Kadam:Kya? Meri Biwi Ka Kya Hoga Fir?
Havaldar Tawde:Mere kehne ka matlabyeh hain ki aap sari pehenke jaana. Aap pe hare rang ki sari mast lagegi.
Inspector Kadam:Ok. Tu mera peecha karna.
Havaldar Tawde:Sir woh din gaye mere. Meri shaadi ho gayi naa peechle saal tab se yeh sab maine bandh kiya hain. Aai Shapath!!
Inspector Kadam:Abey waise nahin, support dena.
Havaldar Tawde:Sir agar aap aurat ho toh support ki kya jaroorat hain?
Inspector Kadam:Bandh kar apni maskari.
Kadam dresses like a woman and stands below the balcony of Mrs
Alladin . He starts shouting "purane chirag ke badle mein naya chirag"
One lady from some other balcony:Mujhe chahiya , yeh loh mera pati.
Inspector Kadam:Tumhare pati 'chirag gandhi' ko badalna meri baas baat nahin hain. Under jaa jaahil aurat.
Alladin's wife:Merey paas yeh purana chirag hain? joke of the day , yeh asli chirag hain pati nahin.
Inspector Kadam(.. saali joke marti hain) :Jaldi se de do bhabhiji , hum apko naya chirag denge.
Alladin's wife:Par yeh chirag ko bas polish karna hain, badlee nahin karna. Bhaisahab!!
Inspector Kadam:Bhaisahab maat bol. Jara Chirag kareeb toh lao.
(She holds the lamp out and he grabs the lamp and then rubs the lamp and NOTHING HAPPENS)
Inspector Kadam:Yeh Kya Nakli Chirag Diya Saali. Es Cindrella ko Andar Karo.
Alladin's wife:Sir woh chirag password protected hain. Sir rub karne se genie nahin aataa.
Inspector Kadam:Password bata. Dimak maat satka.
Alladin's wife:Tera Muh Kala!!
Inspector Kadam:Kya?Muh Kala Toh Tu Karti Hain Apne Bhai Alladin Ke Saath.Du Kya?
Alladin's wife:Yahi Password Hain "Tera Muh Kaala".
(Inspector rubs the lamp and says the password and out comes the genie)
Genie:Kya hukum hain mere akka
Inspector Kadam:Inspector kadam bol mereko , akka ho ga tera baap. yeh tawde esko andar kar rahein.
Mrs Alladin:Inspector hoke chirag bechna ka dhanda karte ho. Kya Hafta Nahin Milta Aaj Kal.
Inspector Kadam:Es Aurat ke rape ka charge dal ke andar kar.
Mrs Alladin:Nahin.
Inspector Kadam:Toh Chupp Baith. Remember keep quite , no sense.
Genie:Sir mera kasoor kya hain?
Inspector Kadam:Kya jurm hain yeh puchta hain yahin tera jurm hain. Ehh tawde esko do kheech.
Genie:App koi iccha toh batayiyei , mein poori kar dunga
Inspector Kadam:Saala toh kya item girl joh meri eccha poori karegi. Haan meri eccha hain ki tawde ka danda le aur khud ko maar
Genie:Kya?
Havaldar Tawde:Saab ne kahan woh ka. I am Tawde and aur yeh le mera danda.
(genie starts beating himself up)
Inspector Kadam:Abhi aaya na majaa.Tawde aisa dandiya kabhi dekha hain tune. Ehh bas kar reh. Kya re genie khudko bada shana samajhta hain. Alladin ke saare kaam karega. bol.
Genie:Aap hukum toh do.
Inspector Kadam:Ok meri taarif kar.Woh bhi gaana gaake.
Genie starts the song ..(music : sappi lahiri , lyrics: banjaan)
jab hua kabhi kisi qaidi ko gudde me dard
tab yaad aaye usse eess area ka ek hi mard
joh kare crime ka kaam tamam
lifebuoy naa ho toh use kare hamam
paap ki duniya ka nash
karneki khayi he kasam
kadam ..
kadam ..
inspector kadam
Inspector Kadam:Wah genie tu toh superhit singer hain re. Kya bheek mangta tha kahipe aur rehne ki jagah nahin mile toh chirag mein ghoos gaya? Aur tawde tu kyu muh latkaye hue hain.
Havaldar Tawde:Sir maine kabhi hafte ke sivai kuch nahin manga. Par aaj main appse ek cheez mangta hu. Merey upar bhi song chahiye?
Inspector KadamOk genie sing a song for Tawde jee.
(genie is clearing his throat to start)
Havaldar Tawde:Sir ek minute mein apne judwaa bhai havaldar gawde ko bulata hoon aur phir yeh genie duet gayega.
(havaldar gawde joins)
Genie starts the song .. (music: Badass srivastav lyrics: mahboobs )
Tawde Gawde
Tawde Gawde
Hain Yeh Donon Judwaa
Par Ek Shakl Ke Nahin
Ense Darke Begunah Rahta Hain Begunah
Kare Na Woh Koi Gunah
Murder Ke pehle pakade criminal
Aur Chori Ke Pehle Hain Chor Andar
Pankaj Tawde
Pankaj Gawde
Heh hain humare famous
aur sabke pyare
aur raj dulaare
havaldar
rakshak
tawde gawde
tawde gawde
Inspector Kadam:Bahut khoob , kamal ka genie hain tu. Ekdam Talented aur artistic. Dekhne mein handsome nahin hain par tujhe playback singing hi karni hain. Dekhte hain tera kya kar sakte hain. Ek baat bata tu ees chirag mein fasaa kaise.
Genie:Kya batau sir bahut lambi story hain ..
Inspector Kadam:Mumbai police ke paas time pass ke liye humesha time rehta hain. Tu suru kar ..
Genie: Main sultan tha aur mera ek vazir tha. Woh vazir meri gaddi chinna chahta tha. Ek baar jab main punjab se gujar rahan tha toh meri nazar ek khoobsoorat haseena par padi. Uska naam tha phulki kaur. Jab mein usse tad rahan tha tabhi uska bhai sukvinder singh mujhe tad rahan tha. Maine ladki ka haath manga aur uske bhai ne toorant haan bol di. Shaadi ki raat jab maine ghoongat uthaya toh ander maine phulki ke noorani chehre ko chodh ke sukhvinder ka khaufnaak chehraa dekha.
Sukhvinder:Mere saath aaj tu raat nahin bitayega , tere saath mein bitaunga.
Genie:Par Aap ne joh kahan usme kya difference hain.
Sukhvinder:Difference logon ko kal subah tujh me dikhayi dega.
Genie:Yaa khuda!!
Sukhvinder: Chal aaja.
Genie:Nahinn....khuda ke liye mujhe chodh do
Sukhvinder:Chodhna hota toh shaadi kyu karta.
Genie:Jara socho , tum mard ho aur mein mard , yeh galat hain
Sukhvinder:Dekho pyar dosti ka agla shikr hain. Agar mard mard mein dosti ho sakti hain toh pyar kyu nahin ho sakta. Agar pyar ho sakta hain toh pyar kar kyu nahin sakte. Pyar mein sahi , galat nahin hota. Now come on.
Genie:Use protection please!!
Sukhvinder:Protection ki kya jaroorat , mere hote hue tumhara koi kuch nahin bigadh sakta.
Genie:Nahin.. dekho mujhe chodh do aur joh chahihe woh le lo.
Sukhvinder:OK. Yeh loh power of attorney ke papers. Aaj mein Sultan aur tu Ghulam.
Genie(signs the papers):OK. Ab mein jaauu.
Sukhvinder:Haan chal aur ander sarbat bhej. Kaal subah 7 baje tu mujhe dekhna chahihe, chay ke saath. Naukar kahike.
Genie:Okk
(Baad mein mujhe pata chala ki yeh uss vazir ka plan tha. tab se sardar daru peeta aur vazir hukumat chalata. mein naukar bannke reh gaya. PHIR EK DIN KAMAL HO GAYA)
Genie:Ek din maine murge ko kaatne ke liye apna chaku uske gardan par rakha toh murga cheekh utha. Maine turn hoke dekha ki kahin sukhwinder kitchen mein akke ventriloquism kar toh nahin raha. Par koi nahin tha.
Murga:meri jaan mat lo
Genie:Tu bolta bhi hain.
Murga:Haan esne hairangee kya baat. Merey maalik ke paas ke saare janvar baat karte hain. Main shayri bhi karta hoon.
Genie:Kaise?
Murga:Mein mashoor jadugaar Shamsad ka murga hu. I can talk and i am also poet.
Genie:Maine usse poocha ki tu yahan kaise.
Murga:Yehek lambi kahani hain. Kya app ke paas time hain?
Genie:Haan bol saale. Pakayega toh gardan kaanth dunga.
(Fir murge ne apni story chalu ki)
Murga:Mujhe ganje ka bada shauk tha aur jadugar jee ka ganje ka side business tha. Pehle toh woh mujhe kaam ke badle mein thoda thoda ganja de dete the par mujhe jyada ki jarurat thi. Jadugar ne mujhe kahan ki tu meri biwi padma champa par jasoosi karna.
Genie:Padma champa , ek thi ya do thi
Murga:Woh actually siamese twins . Jadugaar jee bade shaukin , do biwiyan afford nahin kar pate esliye unhone aise shaadi kar lee.
Genie:Ok. got it. continue.
Murga:Toh joh champa thi uska dil pados ke actor pappu par agaya aur padma thodi loyal thi par woh kya karti? Usne bhi bahti ganga mein haath dhona chalu kiya.
Genie:Phir kya hua?
Murga:Jadugaar ne actor pappu ko ek bade se tower mein bandh kar diye. Par pappu ke lambe baal the aur unko woh neeche dalta tha aur padma champa uspar chadkar usse milti thi. Meine es mel milap ka mms nikala aur mein jadugar ke paas jaaane laga. etne mein mujhe majid,sajid aur salma dikhe.
Genie:Yeh kaun hain?
Murga:Majid aur sajid murge hain and salma obviously murgi. Woh merey shayri ke bade fan the. Unhone mujhse shayri poochi aur mere muh se nikala.
jadugar jadu kare duniya pe
par vash mein na kar paye apni biwi
raslila chal rahein hain actor ke saath
aur jadugar dekhta rahan tv
Jaise hi meri muh se yeh nikala woh teenon kuch kuch baat samjhe. Unhone behla fusla kar mujhse saari baat jaan li.
Ab salma rehti thi aslam ke saath par anda diya omar ka. Yeh baat meine aslam ko batai aur usse bade fatke pade thi.
Eska inteqam woh lena chahti thi. Meine ek mms jadugar ko dikhaya aur jadugar ne mera mms jahan pe un teenon ko information de rahn woh mujhe dikhaya. Salma ne revenge le liya. Jadugar ne padma - champa ki pitai ki aur pappu ke baal kat diye aur mujhe bazaar mein bech diya, taki log mujhe kaat ke khaye. Yeh hain meri dukh bhari kahani ..
Genie:Tu mujhe jadugaar ke paas le chal
Murga:Woh mujhe maar dega.
Genie:Toh mein tujhe abhi maar dunga
Murga:Maar do, mujhe jadugaar gadha bana dega
Genie:Usse kya farak padta
Murga:Murge ko koi kaam nahin hota. Bas apni jaan bachao, daru pio and murgiyon pe line maro. Gadhe ko duniya ka boj uthana padata hain.
Genie (apne jeb mein haath dalte hue):Arre yeh kya hain.. ganja .. woh bhi accche quality kaa.
Murga:Kahan kahan mujhe de do. ek baar please.
Genie:Nahin
Murga:Please de do
Genie:Tu mujhe le chal. Mein tujhe ganje ka pahad de dunga.
Murga:Sacchi
Genie:Murgi ki kasam!!!
Murga:okk.. lets go.
(murga and genie meet the jadugaar)
Genie:salaam sir, kaise ho
Jadugaar:yeh kavva kya kar rahan hain tere saath
Genie:sir yeh murga hain
Jadugar:abe yeh kashmiri kavva hain. kashmir ke kavve haseen hote hain and chust hote hain. ud nahin pate,
Genie:ok
Jadugar:yeh murge ke garan mein mured dunga.
Genie:nahin , i have deal which you may not refuse
Jadugar:ok. which website?
Genie:ok listen dude.
Murga:hindi main.
Genie:ok. pehle main tumhe apni kahani bataunga. kaan age lao.
Jadugar:mujhe pata hain tu sultan hain. remember i am jadugar.
Genie:toh tumhe meri deal bhi pata hogi
Jadugar:haan
Genie:meri madat karo
Jadugar:haan magar us vazir aur raja ki kut lagane ke powerful magic
Genie:app unpe black magic karon
Jadugar:arre joh dil se etne kale hote hain un par black magic kaam nahin karta , ulta unki madat karta hain
Genie:toh kya?
Jadugar:jinn unki maa le sakta hain
Genie:tu bulao jinn
Jadugar:abe mein jinn bula pata tu ess murge ke saath aur padma-champa ke saath rehta. kaisi jahil jaisi baat karte ho. tumhe sultan kisne banaya.
Genie:to kya kare
Jadugar:agar tum jinn bannke ko tayar ho toh unki lagayi jaa sakti hain
Genie:haan mein hu
Jadugar:suno phir tumhe tab tak jinn rehna padega jab tak tumhara koi aaka tumhe aazad na kar de
Genie:ok mein jinn ban jaunga , tum mere aaaka banna. agar tumne mujhe nahin azad kiya toh mein tumhe maar dunga. mujhse thode kaam karva lena chahihe toh.
Jadugar:ok. please sign on these papers after reading the terms and condition.
Genie:ok.
Jadugar:har genie ko kisi lote, macchis ki dibbi ya fir chirag mein ghus ke rehna padta hain
Genie:kyu
Jadugar:mere ko nahin pata. yeh "genies for dummies" mein likha gaya hain. tu select kar.
Genie:mein chirag mein rahunga
Murga:sir aap lota select kijeye, lota har admi use karta hain, chirag ka kya bharosa.
Genie:chup be murge. ganja khake tera dimak ganda ho gaya hain.
Jadugur:yeh mantar bolte hi tu jinni ban jayega.
Genie:ok
Jadugar:
mantar main bolu
toh aisa bhed kholu
alu bann jaya bhalu
bhalu ka kya ho jaya mujhe pata nahi
par tujhe jinn baneka palu
(gust of wind and so on other special effects .. in a nutshell the genie becomes the genie)
Genie:heh i am in this lamp. and it is sort of dark around here.
Murga:jadugar jee , esse bahar nikaliye
(jadugar rubs the lamp)
Genie comes out and says:kya hukum hain mere aaaka
Jadugar:Us sukhwinder aur vazir ko bhais banado
Genie:joh hukum hain mere akkaa
(within a minute .. two bufalloes are standing in front )
Genie :kyu vazir aur sukhwinder , mujhe pehchana
Buffaloes:yeh kya ho gaya. hume maaf kar do.
Genie:maaf kar du, main tumhe kasai ke paas bhejunga
Murga:main leke jaata hu
Genie:abbe murge tu kasi ke paas jayega toh woh teri biryani banayega. mein unhe jadu se bhejta hu.
(genie unhe bhej deta hain)
Jadugar:wah wah sab kuch kitna fast hua. so now we have time for a song.
Genie:ok. i will bring girls.
Jadugar:nahin mein patni vrata. tum champa padma ko alag kardo aur actor pappu ko ladki banake meri tisri biwi bana do. saara problem solve ho jayega. uparse majaa ayega. make them dance.
Genie:aur edhar hi mere se galti ho gayi. jaise hi gaane ka tempo badhne lag gaya aur ladkiyon ke thumke badhne lag gaye vaise hi buddhe jadugar ki dhadkan tej hone lag gayi. woh usse gaane mein dil ka daura padne ke karan maar gaya. use marte dekh woh teen ladkiyan bhag gayi. aur mein lamp ke bahar latak gaya. main murge ko poocha, ki ab kya kare toh murge ne 'kookud ku' bola. ab mujhe pata chala ki murge ki awaaz jadugar ki maut ke saath chali gayi. mein udaas ho gaya aur murge ko leke eess chirag mein baith gaya .. ki koi usse rub kare aur mujhe bulaye.
Inspector kadam:toh kisini ne bulaya
Genie:sirf ek baar ek bhikshu ne bulaya. meine puccha tum apni eecha batao toh ussne kahan eecha buri cheez , usne mujhe is chirag mein bhejkar , kahin paani fek diya. mein ganga mein beh rahan tha , tab alladin wahan nahan rahan tha.
mein uske haath mein aa pahucha.
Inspector kadam:chal story mujhe lagi. tujhe lambi saja dilwaunga taki tu humari roz entertainment kare. chal aa humare saath.
Alladin (who was hiding and watching all this):thehro yeh injustics hain , yeh mera chirag hain.
Alladin:Yeh Chirag Mera Hain!!
Havaldar Gawde:Agar yeh chirag tera hain toh tu usse describe kar.
Alladin:Woh Chirag bilkul chirag jaisa dikhta hain.
Havaldar Tawde:Color Bol?
Alladin:Rang utar gaya
Havaldar Gawde:Koi Nishani Bol?
Alladin:Pair par teel
Havaldar Tawde:Abe Teri Biwi Ki Nishani Nahin Poochi. Hume woh pata hain. Ees Chirag Ki Koi Nishani Bol!!
Alladin:On the bottom it is written "Made in China".
Havaldar Tawde:Mere marathi dost joh baharagav mein rehta uski marathi biwi hain. Unka baccha chinese hua toh doctor ne kahan esme hairangee ki koi baat nahin aaj kal sab kuch china mein banta hain. Bahar gav mein har cheez chinese hain. Ess mein nayee koi baat hain.
Alladin:Sir magar woh mera chirag hain!!
Havaldar Tawde:Tune banaya kya?
Alladin:Mujhe ganga mein nahate waqt mila.
Inspector Kadam:Yeh Antique piece hain aur yeh government yanni ki humari property hain.
Alladin:Toh Mein Chala Yahan Se.
Inspector Kadam:Arre rukh tu Badam Bhai ke naak mein dam kar ke rakha hain. Woh tujhe milna chahte hain.
Alladin:Nahin. Mein Wahan Nahin Jaunga. Woh meri haddi pasli ek karvayega.
Inspector Kadam:Toh Kya Hum Teri Pooja Karenge.
Genie:Aap Mujhse kuch mange ke mujhe chodh kyu nahin dete.
Inspector Kadam:Ess Alladin Ko Chata Maar
(Murga comes out of the lamp and says "Kookdu Koo")
Inspector Kadam:Yeh Kya Bola?
Genie:Sir Samajh mein nahin aata. Yeh humari boli nahin bola sakta.
Inspector Kadam:Aisa Kya? Abhi hum esse sab kuch bulvate hain.Tawde, Gawde esko pakad kar etna maro ke bolne lag jaye.
( Tawde, Gawde and then even Kadam, Alladin and then also genie start hitting the rooster savagely and just about when it going to die it speaks " mujhe chodh do. please")
Inspector Kadam:Dekha humara kamal. Inspector nahin toh main doctor hota. Dr Kadam!! Dr Kadam "Har Marj Ki Dawa'. Tera Naam Kya Hain Murge.
Murga:Illias
Inspector (gives the rooster a slap):Poora Naam Bol
Murga:Illias Murgapuri
Inspector:Baap Nahin Hain Kya Tera?
Murga:Haan Tha.
Inspector:Toh Baap Kaa Naam Bol.Sharam Aati Hain Kya?
Murga:Illias Makhanilal Murgapuri
Inspector:Haan toh makhani ki aulad , kya bolna chahta hain tu
Inspector Kadam:Kya bolna chahta tha illias?
Murga:Yeh genie apko shehenshah bana dega.
Inspector Kadam:Yeh Aloo Bukhara Mujhe Kya Banayega, mein shahenshah hu. Tawde en sabko jeep mein dal aur es murge ko tandoor mein.
Murga:Nahin Sir , please mujhe maat maro
Inspector Kadam:Toh Chal Jeep Mein Beth. Aur Seat Gandi maat karna.
(They all ride to Badam Bhai's den. Badam Bhai belongs to Oppress Party and is the local MLA. From law's point of view he is a criminal but for people he is sort of Robin Hood. Inspector Kadam is a big follower of Badam Bhai)
As Kadam enters Badshah Bhai's den he becomes suspicious as he doesn't see the regular faces. His suspicions are confirmed by Gawde and Tawde too. Inspector Kadam and Havaldars as they enter the main room , they are pinned down by some people. One of them snatches the lamp from the hands of the Havaldar. Now Kadam looks at the far end of the room he see Badam Bhai and his lieutenants tied down and in place of Badam Bhai , the one who is sitting on the throne is Suttan Bhai, who is Badam Bhai arch rival and a big gangster.
Suttan Bhai:Mujhe chirag dena. Hahaha!
Inspector Kadam:Tumhe Chirag Ke Bare Mein Kaise Pata Chala
Suttan Bhai:Ghansam Bhikari ne mujhe call kiya. Usne sab kuch sun liya.
Inspector Kadam:Ohh woh sai baba ke chitra ke baju mein baithne wala bhikari. Magar usne ney toh kahan ki woh behraa hain. uski biwi usko chodh ke chali gayi aur uss gum mein woh behraa ho gaya.
Suttan Bhai:Koi biwi ke chod ke jaane se bheraa nahin hota. Agar biwi saath main rahen toh admi behraa ho jata hain.
Inspector Kadam:Ohh! I had become suspicious but seeing Sai Baba's photo I didn't pursue it. So you came here and captured Badam Bhai so that you can snatch the lamp.
Suttan Bhai:Tu Jitna dikhta hain usse smart hain. (He starts rubbing the lamp and says "Tera Muh Kala"). Nothing happens. Yeh Kya Hain? Password toh sahi hain naa.
Inspector Kadam:Maine password change kar diya tha.
Havaldar:Wah Wah
Badam Bhai:Jiyo mere lal.
Suttan Bhai:In sabko peeton aur khas kar kadam ko. Mujhe password chahiye.
Inspector Kadam:Vaise bhi hum tumhe ek din ke pehle kuch bhi batane wale hain nahin, Humari bhi izzat hain. Log kya bolenge , ek zapad khake kadam sab bola. toh kyu apna time waste karte ho.
Suttan Bhai: In ko bandh kar do room mein.
(All of them are put in one room)
Alladin:Yeh sab aap logon ki galti hain.
Havaldar Gawde:Teri galati hain, hum ne ganpati ke mandal ke liye 500 rupiyaa manga toh tu bola paise nahin kal aa.
Alladin:Haan toh nahin te paise mere paas
Havaldar Tawde:Tu eid ka mutton lata hain toh hum udhar hi khate hain, bhook ho yaa na ho. toh tune paise kyu nahin de.
Alladin:Tab se mein jeb mein yeh cheque leke ghoom rahan hoon 25000 ruppess aap donon ke liye. dekhiye "to:havaldars (gawde and tawde) and inspector kadam" from "alladin" , 25000 only.
Inspector Kadam:Yanni ki mumbai police se mistake hua. hum tere jaise nek dil admi ko galat samjhe. koi baat nahin tu humse maafi mang le , hum tujhe maaf kar denge.
Alladin:sorry.
Inspector Kadam:Badshah bhai hum esse maaf kar rahein hain , aap bhi kijiye
Badshah Bhai:Maaf kiya tereko. Pan kadam saala chirag toh uske paas hain. hum karenge kya?
(Havaldar Tawde, Havaldar Gawde and Inspector Kadam start laughing)
All say in one voice :Asli Chirag Toh Yahan Hain!!
Inspector Kadam:Aur password badalna humko aata hi nahin. Yeh toh maine jhoot bola. Ehh Alladin Edhar Aaa.
Main Password Bhool Gaya.
Alladin:Tere muh Kala
Inspector Kadam:Arre aisa password kyu rakha, mein tere ko abhi ek rapata dene wala tha, accha hua mujhe yaad aaya yehi password hain.
Alladin:Sir aisa password rakhke mein bhoone ki acting karta hu. jab meri biwi mujhe password batati hain toh main uske kaan ke neeche ek lagata hoon. then i say sorry, bada majaaa atta hain.
Inspector Kadam:mainbhi apne computer ka password badal dunga.
(Inspector Kadam rubs the lamp and says the password and out comes the genie)
Genie:Kya Hukum Hain Mere Akka
Inspector Kadam:Suttan aur uske logon ko jail mein dal. Badam Bhai ko satkar ke saath un ke jagah par bitha aur humko yahan se bahar nikaal. Yeh Murge ke liya kuch dana paani leke aa , behosh ho gaya hain.
Genie:Kya app mujhe azaad karoge.
Inspector Kadam:Haan, mumbai police begunnah ko qaid nahin karti. tu azaad hain uske baad. par kaam hone ke baad edhar anna , hume photo shooting karna hain.
Genie:ok. abhi mein suttan ki marke aaya.
Inspector Kadam:Ab mein tu azaad karunga .. jaa azaad ho jaga
Genie:Ok.
Inspector Kadam:Kuch hua nahin kya. bhuchal, bijlee kadakna etc..
Genie:Etna drama nahin. Now I am free.
Inspector Kadam:Chal phir hum sab ke photo shoot. Main bandook leke tere par baithunga , jaisa tera shikaar kiya.
Havaldars:Hum Fishing Rod Leke Aate Hain Taki Hum dikhaye humne macchi ki jagah genie pakda.
Genie:Ok.
Alladin:sorry dost , muhe tujhe azaad karna chahiye tha. lets be friends.
Genie:we will be firends.
Murga:me too
Inspector Kadam:Haan Tu Bhi Merey Tandoori Murge.
Epilogue: Genie helps all these people in their adventures and on weekends they have drinks. They live happily ever after !! Yes, this is fiction.
