Demetri Martin is a genius, he finds the humor and magic in the simplest things.

" It wierd the way finger puppets sounds ok as a noun............Ladies"

"she said 'what size are you?' i said 'ACTUAL'. "

"I like to go out to the beach really early, before anyone gets there, i like to throw about thirty bottles with notes in them. I wait untill people get to the beach and picks up one of the bottles, i then go up behind them. because there is a note inside that says - i'm standing right behind you."

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