Weather forecast for tonight: dark. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Electricity is really just organized lightning. 
~ George Carlin 

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 In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. 
~ George Carlin 

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 The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Electricity is really just organized lightning. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.  
~ George Carlin 

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 Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.  
~ George Carlin 

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 In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.  
~ George Carlin 

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 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 
~ George Carlin 

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 I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.  
~ George Carlin 

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 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 
~ George Carlin 

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 In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Weather forecast for tonight: dark. 
~ George Carlin 

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 Electricity is really just organized lightning. 
~ George Carlin